So after all the partying, a homie and myself traveled across Florida to see what the Miami ‘hype’ was about. We came in from the northwest and traveled down into the heart of Miami, and I must say, Miami has a rather nice as–I mean, personality? We traveled all the way down Key Biscayne to Miami Beach, to downtown and back to southwest Miami–the good neighborhood I suppose.
And I know what you’re thinking: Are the beautiful women really THAT abundant on Miami beach?
The answer: No, it’s just that the ugly ones hardly come outside.
Miami Beach, gorgeous women all around. I apologize, but Im not a creep.
Sidenote: Is “South Beach” even the term for Miami Beach? I wondered that the whole time we were there.