
Meet my pet spider, Charlotte. She lives tucked away in the joint of the steel center support beam of my carport right next to my car door. Every night I come home to relax from work, she’s hard at work. Rebuilding her web for the fools that party it up all night on the light just right on the other side of the support beam. Now I know what you’re thinking ‘isn’t butt’ns terrified of bugs..?’ The answer is *high pitch voice* “UH, HELL YEA,” but me and Charlotte have a special kind of relationship. She doesn’t scare me by popping up in random places, I don’t squash her. Simple.
We became friends after I batted one of those dumb ass cicadas in her web. Charlotte was all like, “see now that’s what the f*ck Im talking about!” and promptly came down and bit that cicada a few times on his nose (he instantly stopped struggling). It was quite a sight!
Anywho, there is no point to this story. I just thought you’d like to meet my pet spider, Charlotte. She gets bigger and bigger everyday! Oh, and ‘how do I know it’s a girl you ask..?’ I destroyed her eggs right next to her web! Now you know I cant have MORE Charlottes running around right? What if one gets in my house!!? HAHA, silly goose. ^_^ V


















